Cut flowers

According to Medway Council, daffodils are no longer welcome on council property in the run up to the election as they are "politically biased" - being the Liberal Democrats' favourite colour. What nonsense. They are just flowers. Anyone who can make the leap from Daffodils to subliminal support for the Liberal Democrats needs to get out more.

Daffodils are also a Welsh national emblem, maybe they should have been banned for St. Georges day for fear that they would upset English residents of Medway.