Liberal Democrat commandments

Those ten Liberal Democrat pledges / commandments in full - with apologies to Moses:

1. There is no leader quite like Charles Kennedy
2. Thou shall covert the European Union and proportional representation.
3. Thou shall not steal, except from the rich.
4. Thou shall not punish the criminals.
5. There is no Real Alternative but the Liberal Democrats.
6. Love thy neighbour, especially Asylum Seekers and Gypsies.
7. Thou shall wear no facial hair or sandals.
8. Thou shall not earn over £100k.
9. Thou shall not publicize the most ridiculous commandment.
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