If only there had been a whiff of scandal, would Sir Menzies Campbell still be leader of the Lberal Democrats!?!
He didn't have an affair with his secretary (so far as I'm aware!) unlike Paddy "Pantsdown" Ashdown nor was he a drunkard (so far as I'm aware!) unlike his immediate predecessor Charles Kennedy!
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Ming's biggest failing was being younger than Cliff Richard but looking as old as George Burns the morning after celebrating his 99th birthday...
He needed to get down with the kids - He should have bought a baseball cap, hoodie and sneakers, employed rapper '50 cent' as his spokesman for 'Hoes and Bitches' - and accepted a rolling BBC contract from the BBC to appear on 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue', 'Just a Minute' and 'Have I Got News For You'.....
And as regards to 'scandal' - haven't you heard about the time in the '60's when the Dope Squad swooped into Ming's athletics changing room - and actually discovered a Dope?
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