Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Non-smoking taxes?

How will the Chancellor recoup the tax revenues lost following the introduction of the smoking ban in England?
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2 comments:

Alfie said...

He'll decree that everyone in the country has to eat 5 tins of baked beans a day.... then they will bring out a new farting tax.

SBDs will fall into the heaviest tax band. Perpetrators will be made to sport a government health warning on their heads. People who let rip the 'bubbly' kind of farts will be issued with plastic 'emergency' trousers - just in case.

'Rasperers' will be stripped and put in the stocks, back to front - the population will then be invited to chuck large corks at the perpetrator's arse, in the hope of bunging it up forever.

12:36 pm
Alfie said...

(Corks will obviously be subject to the new 'cork tax'. And 'arse tax' will be payable at the usual rate of 62%)

12:38 pm

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