How does anyone manage to smuggle - and hide - plasma TVs or budgies in prison cells!?!
"[ ] his call prompted a massive search of jails, uncovering a large haul of contraband including mobile phones, plasma televisions and pet budgies."
What would a massive search of jails in the UK discover!?!
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How to get stuff into prison?....They shove the plasma TV up the budgie's arse. Then the budgie is hidden in a spliff......
And as you know, spliffs are de rigeur in Her Majesty's Prisons...
And the bird seed!?!
PS Did they need a TV licence!?!
Have a cousin who was a prison officer. He said a lot of contraband items, especially drugs, was thrown over the walls. Bit hard with a plasma TV I would think.
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