Monday, October 22, 2007

Shawshank hotel?

How does anyone manage to smuggle - and hide - plasma TVs or budgies in prison cells!?!

"[ ] his call prompted a massive search of jails, uncovering a large haul of contraband including mobile phones, plasma televisions and pet budgies."

What would a massive search of jails in the UK discover!?!

4 comments:

Alfie said...

How to get stuff into prison?....They shove the plasma TV up the budgie's arse. Then the budgie is hidden in a spliff......

And as you know, spliffs are de rigeur in Her Majesty's Prisons...

Snafu said...

And the bird seed!?!

Snafu said...

PS Did they need a TV licence!?!

xoggoth said...

Have a cousin who was a prison officer. He said a lot of contraband items, especially drugs, was thrown over the walls. Bit hard with a plasma TV I would think.