Saturday, January 27, 2007

Britishness is...

Police refusing to pursue thieves on stolen motorbikes as they were not wearing helmets.

It is not yet known whether Police would stop a car chase if the thieves removed their seatbelts...
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Anonymous said...

To coin a chat room phrase, LMFAO!
So take heed all you lowlifes and degenerates out there, when stealing a motorbike, make sure you DO NOT wear a helmet and you'll be safe!
What if I stole a horse?
Would I not be chased if I had no saddle?
If I stole a boat and had no lifejacket?
If I decided to wear a Niqāb and wander into Heathrow, steal a plane, fly it out of there and aim it at the Houses of Parliament, would I not be shot down by the RAF in case I wasn't wearing a Parachute?

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