Monday, July 10, 2006

New Terror Alerts

The Government has announced new terror alert levels:

Low: Gordon Brown (1) - No boom or bust.
Moderate: Patricia Hewitt - It's the best year ever.
Substantial: Hazel Blears - Head in the sand.
Severe: Gordon Brown (2) - Jaw dropping.
Critical: John Prescott - You're stuffed.

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