Wednesday, May 10, 2006

John "two standards" Prescott?

Police are no longer going to pursue a prosecution against John "two shags" Prescott as it's "not an appropriate use of police resources".

Will the Police be as concerned about the "appropriate use of police resources" the next time they catch me speeding!?!

2 comments:

GreedyBtd said...

Probably not - but then they won't make any money out of Prescott...

alfie said...

I think someone's been nobbled.......

Tracey Temple thinks a nobble is a pimple on the end of a cocktail sausage...

Call me Dave is sure a nobble is a medium size iceberg, freshly broken off from the Greenland ice shelf.

Tony Blair reckons a nobble is an underground old Labour society, dedicated to getting rid of him forever.

John Prescott thinks a nobble is a tasty biscuit, perfect with a nice cup of tea, a newspaper and a shag...... (the sea bird obviously).