Thursday, February 02, 2006

Ye Olde Soir

The owner of 'Ye Olde Soir' has sacked it's editor for publishing a cartoon mocking Christians throughout the known worlde.

'Ye Olde Soir' published a woodcut portraying the Earth as a sphere orbiting the sun when we all know that God placed our flat Earth at the very centre of his Universe. Outraged Christian groups are now calling for the ex-editor to be hung, drawn and quartered for mocking this fundamental tenet of the Christian faith.

His Holiness Pope Benedict the Pious IV has graciously ex-communicated the former Editor and condemned him to burn in hell for all eternity to teach him a lesson and as a warning to others.

PS Does this post comply with the Government's new Religious Hatred Bill? I've got no idea!

2 comments:

Raw Carrot said...

I wouldn't worry. You just need to accept that, as a right-winger, you are suffering from mental illness. ;-) They'll then let you off with an electronic tag, a permanent record of your DNA, photo, and other particulars, on the condition that you do not exercise your right to free speech...

alfie said...

It most certainly does not comply. Expect a visit from the EU Commissioner for thumbscrewing, Senor Torquemada and his Spanish Inquisition boys. They will get you, they always do......

You should know by now, No one escapes the Spanish Inquisition!