tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9373692.post2142311117191686846..comments2024-01-01T03:08:38.422+00:00Comments on Not Proud Of Britain (But Would Like To Be): Hot advice!Snafuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16069053283344578792noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9373692.post-73162688036592626732009-03-02T21:24:00.000+00:002009-03-02T21:24:00.000+00:00When it is cold, you should swap casual loose-fitt...When it is cold, you should swap casual loose-fitting clothes for suits, avoid cold food, drink as little water as possible and avoid using fans. Obvious when you think about it.<BR/><BR/>And I've got first dibs on Alfie's unclaimed pension.Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9373692.post-17408084527952492512009-03-02T20:21:00.000+00:002009-03-02T20:21:00.000+00:00Alfie, you do yourself a dis-service, you have for...Alfie, you do yourself a dis-service, you have forgotten the pension!Snafuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16069053283344578792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9373692.post-5328639998902039182009-03-02T10:20:00.000+00:002009-03-02T10:20:00.000+00:00When it's cold you should:1) Stay in bed.2) If you...When it's cold you should:<BR/>1) Stay in bed.<BR/>2) If you <B><I>have</I></B> to go out, do remember to 'wrap up warm'.<BR/>3) If you <B><I>have</I></B> to drive, take a spade with you.<BR/>4) Plus several packs of baco foil rolls.<BR/>5) Plus 10 lbs of Kendal Mint Cake (extra-hot Madras Curry Flavour is best)<BR/>6) Plus a St Bernard Dog with a 5 gallon barrel of brandy attached to his collar.<BR/>7) And finally, don't forget to stick one of those very fashionable and rather ethnic wooly hats with those nice tassley things dangling atop your head. And do make sure your hat is a proper job - it must have been knitted by one of those rather butch, tobacco chewing, Bolivian women). <BR/><BR/>Now, can I have my 100,000 grand consultation fee?Alfiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135869751268396259noreply@blogger.com